You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
- (via ajeebinsaan)
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
“hey do you want the rest of my-“
you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions