see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
- me everyday (via zackisontumblr)
I say this everyday…..(via filthyv)
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.
We got a cool bird feeder and it has the birds come into your room!!! It has a one way mirror so they don’t know you’re right there watching them.
having 3 friends is a lot of work
This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask
guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask
fucking Bryan Cranston.
Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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