My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.
tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
Sometimes words aren’t enough to communicate with the object of your affection — English words, that is. In case you aren’t lucky enough to speak 12 languages fluently, we’ve compiled a love and dating-themed vocabulary list drawn from sources as varied as Tagalog, Dutch, and…
when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time.
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends